never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
the only thing that brought me up when I was down is the elevator
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
*casually wants a penis in all of my orifices*
your ears and nostrils are orifices
i dont see how this changes anything
that feeling you get when you’re angry
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
So you know how Looking for Alaska was just announced to be made into a movie? And so they are probably holding auditions for Alaska Young…
I guess you could say they’re looking for Alaska.
- This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via fuckinq)
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
This is so perfect
American Sex Education
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
- Ann Voskamp (via proverbs31v25)
i give hella good relationship advice but i am the loneliest potato you will ever meet.