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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via gnarly)

my-tits-and-bits:

sometimes you just need to relax;

to relax
torelax
orelax
orelsax
oralsex
oral sex
sometimes you just need oral sex

(Source: pvriah, via the-end-is-kigh)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via crakhouse)

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: exhaledoom, via crakhouse)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via nicedildo)

landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

(Source: landorus, via luneteen)

precumming:

my dream is to see someone i know in porn

(via affords)

my life is one big “wow ok”

(via luneteen)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via hotboyproblems)

boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

- THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via disorder)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via mikewazovvski)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via reeject)